Exploring Filipino Cheese

imageThe true origins of cheese-making are lost in the mists of time, but it is well known that cheese has been a popular and nutritious dairy product throughout Europe and the Middle East for centuries. Dating back thousands of years, cheese was originally made from sheep or goat’s milk.  In its simplest form, goats cheese is made by letting the raw milk curdle, then draining and pressing the curds. More sophisticated techniques use rennet, vinegar or lemon juice to coagulate the milk. Aged, it is put in brine to form a rind, and then stored in a cool cellar or cave for several months.Today, there are over 2,000 varieties of cheeses world-wide.

Cheese is a perfect snack with bread and wine to introduce, compliment or complete a meal. Cheese adds flavour to your cooking and can also be used to thicken sauces. Varieties include hard cheeses like parmesan and pecorino, fresh cheeses such as ricotta and feta, chèvre (goat’s cheese), blue vein cheeses and surface rind cheeses like camembert and brie.

As an Anglo-Australian I was raised on cheddar – on toast for afternoon tea (merienda) or with piccallily on sandwiches for school lunches – and I have fond childhood memories of gathering on our parents bed on Sunday mornings, for the weekly treat of cheese and tomatoes on crackers – my father’s piece of culinary genius, that inevitably ended with a bed full of crumbs after the enthusiastic nibblings of four small mice!

This simple repast led to a lifetime’s devotion to cheese, and I developed a passion for cheese in all shapes, textures and tastes: tangy, biting blues like Stilton, or rich, creamy ones like gorgonzola; soft, ripe, runny, bries that engulf the tastebuds, and firm, salty pecorinos to accompany a  glass of magenta Shiraz.

Living abroad has always been a great adventure, but the presence of good cheese – or lack thereof – can make or break a posting for me. So imagine my delight to discover a handful of cheese-makers here in the Philippines.

Traditionally, the Filipinos have been a nation neither of cheese-makers nor consumers, largely due to the negative effects of heat and humidity. As recently as thirty years ago, there was very little cheese available in the Philippines apart from Kraft and the local fresh white cheese made with carabou milk (water buffalos) and resembling buffalo mozzarella – kesong puti – which is popular for breakfast  eaten with freshly baked pan de sal or sprinkled on top of puto (steamed rice cakes). That is changing.  

Over the past decade, innovative Filipino craftsmen and women have been learning the tricks of the trade. They have even invented a few of their own to deal with the tropical climate, with both creative and tasty results. Exhibiting dedicated perseverance, they have experimented with cheese recipes to discover those best suited to the climate and local taste buds. The traditional goats milk is still the most popular ingredient, but some cheesemakers also use sheep and carabou milk. 

 Wandering down to the Fort, where I knew I could find some homegrown cheeses at Echostore, I discovered a surprising variety: feta and chèvre (goat’s cheese), cream cheese and ricotta, even a locally made version of Parmesan, ‘queso rustico,’  care of Olive Puentespina of Malagos Farmhouse Cheeses in Davao. And then there is Mambo’s Kesong Pinoy and Neufchatel. Another place to explore for cheese is the Sunday market at Legazpi, 184where I found a tasty “Feta Filipina” from Blue Rose’s Green Garden: a delicious and spreadable mix of feta and homemade pesto.

Of course any cheese tastes good as a simple snack with bread or crackers, dried fruit or nuts, but it can be fun to experiment with something a bit more complex. Many of these local cheeses work well with simple Italian dishes. Use a feta or chèvre in a tomato salad;  sprinkle queso rustico on pasta or kesong puti over a pizza, and ricotta is perfect for filling ravioli or in a baked cheesecake. But my favourite is still Sau del Rosario’s bruschetta made with grilled peppers and topped with thick slices of fresh goat’s cheese… irresistible!

Finding traditional Filipino dishes that contain cheese can prove tricky,  but it can be interesting to adapt favourite recipes by using local cheeses. Experiment with old favourites like macaroni cheese, or for those with a sweet tooth, cheesecake made with a local ricotta or neufchatel and mango … Enjoy!

*Adapted from an article first published in COOK, September 2013.

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Kids Galore!

Graco Farm 007It was almost a year in the making, and despite a lot of last minute juggling, last weekend we finally pulled off a bit of a coup. Eighteen boys, between three and sixteen, headed south to Graco’s Farm, accompanied by eleven chaperones and three extra children. We were almost forced to cancel due to the threat of heavy showers, but the boys were so excited – they had been up since 4am – we couldn’t do it to them. Instead, we watched nervously as we headed south under clouds drenching the world with non-stop drizzle from Calamba to Los Banos and threatening to drown the day.

Luckily it had perked up by the time we reached the farm, and the boys emerged into a world sparkling with raindrops, all remarkably quiet considering three hours cooped up in a bus, perhaps a little overwhelmed by broader horizons.

Dante and Grace were awaiting our arrival, keen to introduce the lads to all the Graco Farm 237animals. But let’s get our priorities right: food first, and a merienda of rambutan and rice cake, with a cup of refreshingly chilled pandan juice flavoured with lemon grass under a canopy not far from the open-air goat shed.

 So many special memories of that day will fill all our heads for some time to come: 

 Watching the boys question Dante eagerly about the two ungainly ostriches with their huge eyes, so beautifully belashed, and the rather damp peacocks…

 Eighteen boys butting heads with as many kids, who were grabbing branches greedily through the railings from eager hands…

Graco Farm 136Meeting a cheeky young goat who could knock the lid off the feed bucket with her head…

 Small hands eagerly grabbing feed for the goats, encouraging those scatty animals to eat from their hands, while little Matthew, wary, heart pounding furiously, nervously approached the hungry goats from the safe height of my hip…

 Watching Christian, only four, but confident and cool in this unfamiliar environment, running and tumbling like a circus clown across the paddock to the pond, and later, leading the boys in single file, like a sergeant major, to the photo spot…

 Two dozen boys in purple T-shirts hurtling madly after turkeys, ducks and chickens, causing a rumpus…

 Laughing at the male turkeys (toms or gobblers) with their loose, rubbery red Graco Farm 159wattles (snoods) who fanned their tail feathers with narcissistic smugness, unaware of how truly ugly they were and how much better they will look on a platter at Thanksgiving…

 Chatting to gallons of muddy brown ducks through the wire who were glossy white before the last storm…

 Cupping our hands to hold the tiny chicks, soft and downy, in tortoiseshell colours…

Graco Farm 302 Gourmet cooking with pizza bases and a wide variety of toppings, waiting incredibly patiently for them to arrive, in batches, until everyone had a pizza in front of him and the feast could begin…

 Colin, like the Pied Piper, leading the kids across the paddock to the pond full of water hyacinths…

 Improvising games with cheap balls from Toys R Us, using up some energy and retrieving one from the pond by dangling the tallest boy down the bank almost into the water to grasp it with his feet…

 A handful of daring boys scaling the trunks of the rambutan trees to grab the last of the fruit, others grasping eight feet of bamboo tipped with a sharp scythe to cut them down from ground level, stuffing arms full into their t-shirts or the legs of their tracksuit pants…

 Winding up the tyre swing and spinning and spinning and spinning until even Graco Farm 350those watching were dizzy…

 Hugging the elderly farm Beagle,  kind and patient with over-excited boys…

 And a final line up on the office steps, with everyone but Aarushi and Fiona (noted missing by the boys immediately, when we took them photos) waving arms blocking some faces, but all alight with smiles…

And back at school on Monday facing endless, wheedling, wide-eyes requests about when we could go back to the farm…

* With my thanks again to Nicola Barker for her glorious photographs.

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Of Monitor Lizards, Macaques and Flying Mammals

Nicky Visit 122To visit the Underground River was the underpinning of our trip to Palawan. We had even booked a hotel nearby. And then we nearly didn’t make it! Strong currents on the Sunday – backlash from the typhoons further north – forced the coast guard to cancel all boat trips. As we had originally planned to meet friends in Puerto Princesa on Monday morning we got ever-so-slightly panicky, but luckily it didn’t prove too hard to alter our plans, and Monday dawned clear, calm and navigable.

The Puerto Princesa Subterranean River National Park was established in 1971 to conserve this extensive and stunningly beautiful cave system beneath a limestone mountain, through which the underground river flows to the sea. In 2012 the Underground River was officially chosen as one of the New Seven Wonders of Nature.

The Underground River Cave is more than 24 km long and contains more than eight kilometers of the Cabayugan River, which winds through the cave system before emerging into the South China Sea. The lower portion of the river is brackish and tidal. The area also represents one of the most significant habitats for biodiversity conservation in Asia.

We left the hotel immediately after an early breakfast, and walking along the beach Nicky Visit 108to the quay where we clambered aboard our designated outrigger and headed out to sea. We followed the beautiful coastline until we reached a small bay where a flotilla of boats was already jostling for position just off-shore, and rode the rolling surf onto the beach. From there, we followed the boardwalk to the river, where smaller boats waited to take us into the caves. We all donned hard hats (low tunnels?) and then hovered beyond the bank as the ubiquitous photographers took photos of us setting out on our next Big Adventure.

Entering the Underground River cave system felt like a journey straight into a Tolkien novel, and I found myself on the look-out for Gollum and Goblins. Or perhaps we were in one of those human biology documentaries about the living body, when you travel with a microscopic camera down the throat and along all the important arteries?

The caves were unexpectedly full of bats. The smell initially gave them away, and then we began to notice large numbers of fist-sized bats clinging to the roof of the cave, looking ready to plummet head-first into the water.  As soon as the boatmen started using their high beam torches, there was a rustle and a flap, and stray bats began swooping delicately through the caves, dodging the boats and their passengers with admirable skill.  As we spotted the heavy streaking of guano on rock walls, the importance of our hard hats suddenly became obvious, and we all shut our mouths firmly as we looked up.

Nicky Visit 121Our guide, Ricky, was quite young, but very confident and full of practiced patter, fluently cracking jokes like an experienced stand-up comedian. My favourite moment, however, was an unintentionally funny remark: Ricky was describing the ‘Bonfire bats’ and it took me several moments to realize I had misheard ‘vampire bats’. In the meantime I had images of small flying mammals bursting spontaneously into flame!

The rock formations were truly impressive. Stalactites and stalagmites garnished all the caverns and tunnels through which we rowed. The largest cavern we visited has been christened The Cathedral, with its towering roof and stalagmites in the form of the Holy Family. Another stretch of the river is known as the Market Place, filled with stalagmites shaped like artichokes and banana hearts and stalactites in the image of zucchini flowers, mushrooms and okra… well, he told us to use our imaginations, and anyone can see carrots and cucumbers!

Time passes strangely in the dark. We could have been in there for only an hour or for a whole day. Eventually, as the tour progressed, the river began to feel like rush hour, as more and more boats joined the throng, passing each other skillfully in theNicky Visit 120 tighter channels, the boatmen hailing each other with funny – and doubtless oft-used – quips. At the end of the tour we wandered back up the boardwalk, now swarming with mid-morning tourists, amongst whom a handful of macaques wandered confidently, unflustered and apparently unaware of our presence.

We spent a few final moments cooing over a clutch of gorgeous baby monkeys showing off on the edge of the clearing, while two hefty monitor lizards, unperturbed by our presence, baked quietly in the sun nearby. Then it was back to the beach to leap the waves and clamber aboard our boat for a final putter up that glorious coastline and back to base, agreeing that we were really glad not to have missed out on such a special trip.

*With thanks again to Nicky Barker for sharing her beautiful photos.

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Nicky & Ally’s Awfully Big Adventure

imageAn old school friend flew into Manila last week, and two days later the typhoons chased us off Luzon and down to Palawan. We were booked into Daluyon Resort, two hours drive up and down winding, half made roads from Puerto Princesa and a stone’s throw from the underground river.

On our first full day, our plans to go snorkeling were defeated by imagegrey, murky seas and intermittent rain. So we decided, instead, to head to Ugong Rock with our guide Gilbert (short for Engelbert, because his dad was an Engelbert Humperdinck fan), and a family from Cebu. A huge solitary limestone rock emerging from the valley floor, Ugong was named for the ringing sound the hollow rocks produce when you tap them. Earthquakes have brought a number of these limestone protuberances to the surface like giant zits jutting up out of the earth’s surface amidst acres of rice paddies.

Several years ago, foreign tourism consultants advised the villagers in Barangay Tagbinet to create a ‘successful community-based sustainable tourism site’ that ensure the sustainable use of their natural resources and generate an income for the community. This should include building a viewing platform on top of Ugong Rock. Yet in the beginning, despite the efforts of the villagers, few visitors came. So they lost interest and returned to their usual work.

Eventually the local government stepped in, and with the help of the ABS-CBN Bantay Kalikasan Foundation and the Department of Tourism, they came up with a plan to develop Ugong Rock as an ecotourism site.

The venture has been a success. Six years later, the village is swarming with small tourist groups. as we all gathered in a hut for our orientation talk, an articulate and speed-talking local gentleman gave the Sir-Ma’ams a run down on our proposed adventure. Kitted out in white cotton gloves and safety helmets, we headed towards the entrance with our tour guide Bon Bon.

imageA narrow path led away from the village and around the edge of the rock. The first twenty minutes seemed to be an endless series of photo opportunities: at the entrance arch; around sign posts; in trees; under stalactites; in ill-lit niches.
A fissure in the rock evolved into the entrance to the first cave, and proved the need for the helmet, as my head bashed into a rock jutting out at eye level. I was more wary after that.

The gloves are a great idea, to prevent tactile tourists damaging the living stalagmites with sweaty palms. We edged sideways through narrow openings and along pathways between looming rock, ducking out into the sunlight again (to pose by another sign) before clambering over loose rocks and up a rickety ladder and around a rock shaped just like an eager dog sniffing for food. A traffic jam occurred in a small cavern where we waited our turn to climb up an almost vertical wall to an opening twenty feet or more above our heads, with the aid of ropes and tackle and encouraging guides.

Breathless and disoriented (my helmet had slid forward and obscured myimage vision half way up) we finally arrived on the viewing platform on top of the seventy five foot limestone formation, with an almost 360 degree view of the surrounding countryside. Three zip lines descended steeply to the valley floor. One, making a scarily steep, almost vertical descent into the river was being used by five young boys to haul bags of rice to the top. Another dropped off the top of the rock into lush vegetation and treetops to then stretch hundreds of metres across rice paddies to a small hut on the far side of the valley.

Decked out in a tight webbing harness designed for thinner thighs and smaller bottoms, I perched precariously on the launching pad, peering down at the valley floor and the wire that seemed it would run me straight into an orange hut below. I was eager to leap into the void, but I had to wait while I was adjusted and clipped and heaved about into a straight jacket arrangement to be attached to the zip line.

imageEventually all was in order and my cameraman having taken a couple of pictures as proof of my immense courage, I was swung out and off the platform, arms spread-eagled, heart clenched, mouth wide. The initial plummeting sensation was a little unnerving, and as the thick vegetation on the side of the rock leapt up to greet me, I hoped I would not shut my eyes the whole way. As you would with any show ride worth its salt, I yelled loudly to release the pressure in my stomach and found myself soaring out over the rice fields below, loving the sensation of flying, gliding, and wishing it would go on forever, as I skimmed over treetops, loving the bird’s eye view of the countryside. Too soon, I was racing towards the orange wall. The line swooped up onto the top of the building, and expecting to slow down as I reached my destination, I was unnerved to find I wasn’t slowing down at all, but was about to hurtle over the platform and through the safety net and into oblivion. I hit the stoppers with eyes clenched tight, and a startling lurch like a car crash that landed me in the arms of four or five small Filipinos sent to save me from imminent death.

Once my legs stopped shaking, I just wanted to turn around and do it again, and despite an utterly tortured face at the rapid landing, Nicky felt the same. Sadly Gilbert had other plans. We were going on a short jungle trek to see Lion Rock, a cave only 300m off the road, but down a pathway obscured by undergrowth, overgrowth and inches of thick oozy mud topped with flood water. It was a very different sort of body scrub!

Australia’s Occupational Health and Safety would have been mortified by this little side trip, and it may not have been something we would have done with any pre-warning, but the adventurousness delighted us, despite mud up to our knees, broken flip flops, and potential loss of vision from the pointed bamboo stalks. Clambering through streams, and scrambling up slippery rocks, we eventually found the cave and made our way through to the open mouth on the far side. Our only complaint was that nobody had cleared away all the greenery so it was not obscuring the stunning view out over the valley below us.

We sloshed and slurped back to the jeep, my sneakers squeaking and heavy with mud, despite rinsing them off in the river. We decided we were in no state to eat out at Gilbert’s uncle’s second-cousin’s restaurant and headed home for lunch. I am still trying to rinse all the mud from my shoes…

* With thanks to Nicola Barker for sharing her photos, and the memories.

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Petaluma’s Bridgewater Mill Restaurant

imageHigh in the Adelaide Hills on the edge of Bridgewater is the old Bridgewater flour mill. Built in the 1860s and lovingly converted over a century later into a cellar door and gourmet restaurant among the gum trees, with a working waterwheel.

The home and cellar door of Petaluma Wines was founded in 1976. Thirty seven years later, on a Spring day, it is a particularly beautiful setting out on the deck, listening to the splash and rumble of the water wheel, smiling on the bright yellow mimosa flourishing along the edge of the creek.

The menu is contemporary Australian with a Japanese touch, using many locally sourced ingredients. On a Sunday and public holidays, eating here means a three-course set menu price at an extravagant $90 per person. A tasting menu at $95 per head is also available for group bookings.

In spite of my initial, reflexive gasp at the cost (wine was not included), this was a special occasion, so I won’t gripe. And luckily it turned out to be well worth the price, for a fascinating culinary journey of artistically arranged, eye-catching dishes. I can’t say we enjoyed every flavour combination, but we could not fault the sophisticated effort put into each dish. And while we were initially taken aback at the small servings, in the end we left the table completely sated.

The wine list is an extensive and colourful array of beautiful Petaluma and imageBridgewater Mill’s best wines, but we were celebrating a birthday, so it had to be the bubbles – or as it is officially baptized: 2008 Croser Rosé from the Piccadilly Valley, in honour of founder Brian Croser. Comfortably sipping at our glasses of blushing effervescence, the four of us were primed to explore the menu, and eventually made the following decisions:

The Adelaide Hill’s veal was gently, pinkly grilled and served with an apple, celeriac and mustard cream. I  loved the veal, it was most  beautifully cooked, but its delicate flavour was a little lost under the  mustard sauce. So we learned to dab the meat lightly with mustard and it then turned into the number one favourite.

imageThe buttered crayfish tail, served with braised daikon (oriental radish), seaweed consommé and shaved bonito (dried fish flakes) required a dictionary and proved to be an unusual fusion of flavours that impressed no one. Unfortunately, the flavour of the tiny, almost invisible portion of crayfish was overwhelmed by the overt, unattractive seaweed and dried fish consommé.

 On the other hand, the seared scallops were perfection…  and perfect on their own. What is this ridiculous fashion for surf and turf? The scallops were certainly not improved by the dry, poached chicken. Try again. Give us an extra scallop or two and discard the chook!   At $28 per entrée surely you can afford the extravagance?

Luckily, despite a somewhat disappointing start, we can do nothing but rave about the main courses.

Duck confit (confit de canard) is a specialty of Gascony consisting of a cured image(salted) duck leg cooked in its own fat. Topped with beautifully crisped skin and served with local  Kanmantoo bacon, white beans, rosemary and cabbage, the taste combination was delectable: a sophisticated comfort food that warmed and delighted.

imageTurning again to the fish, the birthday girl was far more enthused by the trout than the crayfish.  Again, shallow fried to a crisp, the skin crunched while the flesh melted, and the fish was accompanied by squid balls, peas, radish and wasabi for an interesting kick. The squid balls made us all giggle like school girls, but dipped in a tempura style batter, were actually an interesting and tasty alternative to that ubiquitous and over-rated favourite, fried calamari.

 We all managed to order different dishes this time, with the expectation of a little sharing. Well, all I can say about the pan-fried gnocchi with king brown mushroom, chanterelles, Gruyere and Jerusalem artichokes is that it must have been absolutely delicious, as my dearly beloved aunt was MOST unwilling to share!

Never mind, I survived well enough on my Hahndorf venison – we had waved at those sweet, self-sacrificing deer as we drove up the freeway – seared and served with glazed pear, black pudding, polenta and walnuts. I am not an avid fan of polenta, but in this case, it had been paired perfectly to add texture and not distract from the strong, earthy flavour of the lightly seared venison. And the small cubes of black pudding were an exotic addition.

The bubbles were gone, but we were now drooling over the dessert menu.   A dish imageof cinnamon apple, poached rhubarb, toffee and walnut crumble was shared with enthusiasm. Hot molten chocolate cake with mandarin segments and burnt orange ice cream? Irresistible! And a  selection of local and imported cheese, with fennel toast… well, there were no local cheeses as it turned out, but I’m not complaining. I all but licked the plate clean… and far too greedily to note down what they were, sorry!

A pricey lunch indeed, and not an unequivocal success, but the chef must get credit for some bravely alternative experiments with flavour and texture, and combined with the congenial surroundings and friendly, informed staff, not to mention the birthday bubbles, there were no loud complaints. It seems all was for the best in this best of all possible worlds on a serene Sunday afternoon.   

*With thanks to Google Images for the shot of Bridgewater Mill and to my daughter for her foodie photos.

   

                                      

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Cabbages and Condoms

CnC1Almost twenty years since we left Bangkok, I was not expecting to find my favourite restaurant alive and thriving after so long. Our concierge assured me  that it was still in business…

…So I gathered up my friends and caught a taxi to Sukhumvit Soi 12, to rediscover Cabbages & Condoms, the restaurant in which ‘our food is guaranteed not to cause pregnancy’. We followed the winding brick path past the gift shop and  life-sized mannequins fancifully costumed in condoms to the entrance. As we waited in line with a large group of hungry diners, I wished I had ignored the concierge at our hotel and booked a table, but luckily the queue moved quickly, and we were soon seated.

The character of this open-air restaurant has changed a bit since I last visited in the mid-1990s: the maze-like arrangement of shrubs and pot plants in the central Kasbah 112courtyard is no longer in evidence, with tables discretely tucked into nooks and crannies amongst flowering bougainvillea. That magical dining area has unfortunately been cleared and expanded to accommodate a growing clientele, and the courtyard now sports neat rows of plastic chairs and tables – although it is bejeweled in fairy lights and edged with pot plants and hanging vines just as it used to be. There are private air conditioned rooms available, although I gather these don’t have much ambience, so we were pleased to be given a table on the mezzanine up amongst the treetops, and I settled happily in to see if the food was as good as I remembered.

Explain the name? And the strange theme? Of course, and apologies for being so remiss. Let me introduce you…

“Cabbages and Condoms” was originally set up to promote the concept and practicalities of  family planning.  Today there are several C&C resorts restaurants around Thailand, from which all proceeds  are used to support the PDA (Population and Community Development Association), a non-profit organization established by the former Thai Minister for Health Mechai Viravaidya in 1974.

a non-profit organization founded in 1974 by Mechai Viravaidya, the former Thai Minister of Health. – See more at: http://www.gonomad.com/896-a-restaurant-with-a-mission-cabbages-and-condoms-bangkok#ixzz2boIvsGQT
a non-profit organization founded in 1974 by Mechai Viravaidya, the former Thai Minister of Health. – See more at: http://www.gonomad.com/896-a-restaurant-with-a-mission-cabbages-and-condoms-bangkok#ixzz2boIvsGQT
a non-profit organization founded in 1974 by Mechai Viravaidya, the former Thai Minister of Health. – See more at: http://www.gonomad.com/896-a-restaurant-with-a-mission-cabbages-and-condoms-bangkok#ixzz2boIvsGQT
a non-profit organization founded in 1974 by Mechai Viravaidya, the former Thai Minister of Health. – See more at: http://www.gonomad.com/896-a-restaurant-with-a-mission-cabbages-and-condoms-bangkok#ixzz2boIvsGQT

It may seem gimmicky, but this non-profit association supports birth control, environmental conservation, rural development and AIDS awareness, and the story goes that the founder wanted to spread the word on birth control and believed that “birth control should be as accessible and as easy to buy as vegetables in the market!” Apparently his message has been successful. According to statistics, the Thai population growth rate had dropped to 0.5% in 2012.

CnC7It is a worthy concept that benefits from the fact that the restaurants serve good quality Thai food, with plenty of well-known dishes on their extensive menu. Our table was soon laden with food: crunchy spring rolls with sweet chili sauce: pork satays and the ubiquitous peanut dip; betel leaf with a delicious, nutty filling, and a melt-in-the-mouth mussaman lamb with imported Australian meat and potatoes cut into the shape of small flowers. The Pad Thai wrapped in a thin omlette was perhaps not the best I had ever tasted, but the chicken and cashew nuts, and the sweet and sour pork went down so fast I could have blinked and missed them. Sadly, many dishes, including my favourite Thai fried rice appear to have been westernized over the years: dishes are milder and the fried rice no longer has that inimitable dash of coriander, just a large dose of diced carrots and peas. The kids were happy, however, and the evening was deemed a success. Even when a cloudburst threatened to drown us and our food, our team of waiters moved like lightening to shift us under cover. Service was unusually prompt, pleasant and friendly, and we didn’t feel at all rushed.

We visited the gift shop on the way out, where the condom theme continues to be evident, amongst a general collection of locally handcrafted souvenirs. Of course it was the small posy of flowers made with condoms, the humourous condom posters, comic mugs, t-shirts and paper weights that drew our attention and the giggles of our teenagers! (The adults of course were sedate and sensible).

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As an added bonus, the vasectomy clinic next door offers a free snip for male diners while your meal is being prepared. Then, with coffee, diners are offered not an after-dinner mint, but a condom or three! Strangely educational, it is also a great night out.

*As published in Inklings, October 2013.With thanks to John Reed and Google for the photos.

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“Que Sera Sera”

sparkly04My sister told me a sweet story recently about her five year old daughter, who came to her parents one evening and asked what they wanted most in the world. My brother-in-law replied that he most wanted his family to be healthy. My sister explained that she just wanted her family to be happy. “And what do you want most in the world?” my sister asked her small daughter, who let out a long, theatrical sigh. “I just want all my dresses to be glittery.”

We hooted with laughter, of course, but it made me pause for thought. What do I want most in the world? Well, of course, all the usual: healthy, happy children, ripe tomatoes for breakfast, a decent oven, world peace… but personally? Shall I tell you what I want – even though I suspect my dreams are less likely to eventuate than the  glittery wardrobe? Well, OK, but I am doubling my chances by making two wishes. Number one wish is to realize a dream I have dreamed  since I was about the same age as my niece: to be a published writer. Number two wish: I long to be graceful. If you have read my piece about my ‘glamourous’ spa day in Puerta Galera, you will know by now how graceful I am not.

So I am delighted to tell you that my favourite writer, Bill Bryson, is just as clumsy as me. And he also longs to be graceful – although he, being male, uses the word suave, as in: “I ache to be suave.” But my thesaurus assures me that suave and graceful mean much the same thing.

Fame, it seems – though it may eventually provide a wardrobe choc-a-block with glittery dresses –  does not necessarily bring grace or suavity… suaveness?…whatever… But Bryson uses this to his advantage by telling many witty and self-deprecating anecdotes about his inability to travel through life with any decorum whatsoever.

In one article he is at the airport and can’t find his frequent flyer card at the check-in desk. Desperate for air miles he goes on a mad hunt through his bags which results in a broken zip, a profusely bleeding finger and a whirlwind of papers, passports  and pipe tobacco across the length and breadth of the departure hall.

MaryP03I empathize. I also have a bag that eats things. It swallows receipts for breakfast, my keys for lunch and my lipsticks for afternoon tea. I have been forced to upend it in the street many times in a mad search for my frantically ringing cellphone hidden somewhere in its depths. I envy Mary Poppins her efficient and magical carpet bag that happily regurgitates everything from lamps to umbrellas at the flick of a wrist.

Like me, Bryson is disaster prone and seems to excel at creating catastrophes. Airports and airplanes have a habit of providing the most humiliating scenarios. He is, for example a complete klutz with food and drink – not a popular skill when travelling economy. In one article he describes how his arm takes on a life of its own, causing him to fling his drink over his unsuspecting neighbour.  Not once, but three times. He claims it is the only time he has heard a nun swear.

 I have only travelled in Business Class once in my life, and never with a nun, but it is unlikely I will ever be asked to turn left again, after throwing my orange juice across myself,my small, equally accident-prone son  and two seats only moments after putting down my hand luggage.  But I am proud to think that I resisted the temptation to blame my poor, damp son. Just!

One of my favourite of Bill’s stories is not related to flying – exactly – but skatingis about ice-skating.  Imagine the scene: a cold winter’s day, the sun glittering on the snow, and Bill eager to join in the winter fun with his children, foolishly promises them that he is a great skater and dashes down to the frozen pond. He then proceeds to prove he is neither Torville nor Dean, as, confronted by so much slipperiness his legs get totally over-excited and take off in different directions, his body parts and internal organs ‘hurling themselves at the ice’ until he finally falls in a heap, spread-eagled across the pond, looking as undignified and ungraceful as Yours Truly skating on slippery feet across the massage parlour.

So perhaps I, like Bill, must accept uncoordinated as a birthright – que sera sera, as the song goes – and will attempt to retain some dignity by dodging any offers to skate, ski or otherwise hurl myself about voluntarily.

But perhaps I can still dream of becoming a famous writer!

*Article originally presented at Toastmasters, and with thanks to Google Images for the pictures.

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How’s the Weather with You?

So here I am, settled back in the Philippines at last, after almost three months away.

Cebu (18)I left at the end of the Filipino summer, worn down to a cranky crisp by the heat and humidity, swearing never to return. Of course, after fifteen weeks in a cooler climate, I changed my tune. I love winter, and I love the cold weather, but I did get a little tired of being chilled to the bone.  My wardrobe is no longer adequate for temperatures under 20’C and Australian houses are not designed for the cold weather either. Canberra was literally freezing – we had to scrape ice off the windscreen – and Melbourne was chilly, wet and windy. Manila is always warm, albeit a little damp lately, and I am thawing out nicely. Yet, I have to admit, it won’t be long before I am back to whinging about the heat and humidity…

What is it about weather? As kids, we take little notice, but adults can talk of it incessantly. Do you remember those pricey international calls before emails and texting when we spent a small house mortgage for the chance to check the time difference and find out ‘how’s the weather with you?’ with distant relations around the world? So when did we get so old and boring and so hung up on the temperature?

I do remember our first snow in the UK, four kids between three and eight years old, sliding madly down our steep driveway on  tin trays – in bare feet and pajamas!  Shoes were for wimps, and even in winter, if you were outside in bare feet long enough, they eventually went numb, and the sharpest gravel felt like soft carpet. I have uncomfortable recollections of swollen, itchy chilblained toes and walking to school in leg warmers that never stayed up at knee level for more than ten steps before they had drooped miserably to my ankles and the rims of my gumboots were rubbing angrily against raw, frozen shins.

And anyone with ears in the UK remembers “the wrong type of snow,”  a phrase backview.1 001coined by the British media after unexpected snowfall disrupted British Rail’s train services that left commuters blearily anticipating another lengthy wait in steamy carriages or on chilled platforms, despite lengthy preparations by BritRail.  (That adroit turn-of-phrase has since become a euphemistic catch-phrase for any lame excuse.)

On the other side of the planet, we faced different extremes.  In Australia, the summers were hot and dry, often reaching temperatures in the high 30s (centigrade),  particularly the week school went back after the Christmas holidays. As a teenager I would walk home from school in the enervating summer heat, counting steps to the next splash of shade, as  fierce sun rays pounded a drum beat  on the top of my head, while my armpits grew damp and uncomfortable, and my feet trudging wearily through melting tarmac.

There were those summer weekends on the coast, and driving back from the beach in a station wagon with vinyl seats that had spent three hours grilling in the sun and then melting onto the back of our unwary, sandy thighs…

In the Tropics we discovered monsoons, those capricious storms that dump water on the world with enough vigour to cause flooding in minutes. Days of watching the clouds empty vast volumes of water onto the ground still makes me wonder where all that water came from – particularly astounding when you come from a bone-dry state like South Australia. In Bangkok, we could time the daily deluge to a ‘T’ as rain gods flicked the switch on the hour for sixty minutes downpour, just in time to settle on the balcony with a G&T to watch the show.

Here in the Tropics, air conditioning is a must for fair-skinned, strawberry blonds like me, who are rarely designed well for surviving the humidity. While I love adventures, I always think I would have made a feeble pioneer or missionary to the jungles of Africa or Asia: two minutes in the Tropics wearing crinolines, stockings and boots, and I would undoubtedly have been reeling damply onto the next boat home. And yet our teenage sons careen around the sports field, tackling, leaping, kicking and throwing, apparently regardless of the heat, while their mother wilts in ungainly fashion in the bleachers, not perspiring but leaking.

Backview.2 001In Eastern Europe, on the other hand, where temperatures dropped so low the rain would freeze as it hit the ground and create an ice rink on the patio, we took hours to get ready for school, adding layer upon layer to keep small people warm and cosy, with back views like short, barrel-shaped, Michelin men, the youngest zipped into a thick, fleecy one piece suit like a strait jacket, impossible to escape from. Cheeks and ears turned scarlet with cold, but the children themselves rarely seemed to notice.

And the odd thing is, our memories treat the temperature flippantly: once it is over, our bodies move on, quickly confining memories of discomfort to the far reaches of our brains. Who has not collapsed through the doors of a department store, reeling from the outside heat, gasping with joy at the icy, air-conditioned air on our flushed faces? And yet how quickly do out bodies adapt, so that in the blink of an eye it is suddenly too cold and we are berating ourselves for forgetting that jacket? Weird isn’t it?

Anyway, enough already! Only boring old grownups talk about the weather.  So I won’t. I’m off to jump puddles instead…

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Corner Tree Café : vegetarian favourites

indexJupiter Street is thriving. It is the place to go in Manila to find quirky, one-off restaurants, and take a breather from those ubiquitous chains. Corner Tree Café is one such idiosyncratic eating place: a cheerful little nook between N. Garcia Street and Bel-Air, tucked beneath a large, leafy Narra tree.  The dining room is quaint and cosy, the walls decorated with interesting artwork, bookshelves and ornaments. And it has an international menu of vegetarian dishes that hit the spot. It may not be the only vegetarian restaurant in town, but it is one of a very small handful, and it is undoubtedly one of the best.  I have visited it regularly over the past three years, recommended it to in-coming vegetarians and shared it with friends. And you don’t have to be a vegetarian to love this food – I’m not!

The menu includes Asia dishes such as the vegetarian bibimbap, a CTC version of the Korean one-pot dish with organic red rice, bean sprouts, carrots, zucchini and shiitake mushrooms; tofu teriyaki with sautéed asparagus, shiitake mushrooms, and homemade kimchi. Europe is represented by a nut roast served with mashed potatoes, glazed carrots, grilled green beans and gravy, as well as spaghettini with nuts and broccoli. There is a moreish starter of white bean hummus, EVOO and dukka, an Egyptian snack made with a dry blend of seeds, spices and nuts. There is even a selection of Pinoy dishes such as Kare-Kareng Gulay, a traditional Filipino stew made with fresh vegetables and peanut sauce, served with organic red rice and vegetarian bagoong. For thoe who like a drink with their meal, there is a mini wine selection, a couple of local beers and some interesting house cocktails.893

Owner, Chiqui Mabanta, states on her website:

 “I’ve wanted to open a vegetarian café for a long time. While visiting my sister… in London in 1996, I saw how easy it was to eat healthily.  I was also exposed to the idea of vegetarian food being mainstream… this was something new for Manila. ‘

 Wanting to create a neighbourhood café with a sense of community,  Chiqui opened the Corner Tree Café in May 2009, and has since been serving simple, down-to-earth, tasty meals, great desserts and soft music.

 “My main purpose in setting this cafe up was really to give options to people looking for healthiER food and not to tell them how to live.”

 884Popular blogger Anton Diaz thinks it is the best vegetarian restaurant in Manila. I whole-heartedly agree. CTC never fails to delight. From the vegetable dumplings (siomai) stuffed with shiitake mushrooms, spinach, carrots and singkamas (or jicama – a large, bulbous, potato-like root vegetable only sweeter and nuttier) with a rice vinegar dipping sauce to the North African stew of potato and eggplant, zucchini, carrots and chickpeas topped with toasted almonds and fresh coriander and served over couscous or red rice, I have loved every dish I have had there. The thick roasted carrot soup with cumin is one I am keen to recreate at home, while the baked tofu walnut burger slathered with mint yogurt sauce and sweet potato fries is one I am more than happy to have as a treat when I visit CTC. The fruit smoothies are fabulous, although I am not so turned on by the lemongrass iced tea which is too full of muscovada to taste of anything but sugar water. Yet, sweetness is as sweetness does: the rich, dark Toblerone chocolate mousse and the  incredibly decadent Banoffee Pie are utterly divine! Tempted yet?                                                                                                                                                                                 

For a long, chatty brunch with girlfriends, a quick sandwich over a business lunch, a family gathering or cuddling up in a corner with the one you love, CTC serves every purpose, and feeds you well into the bargain. I never leave before planning my next meal!

 Corner Tree Café is open daily from 11am to 10pm.

150 Jupiter Street, Bel-Air, Makati City, Metro Manila

Tel: +63 2 897-0295

 

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Secret Balut Business

Balut.1Balut is a Filipino street food; a hard-boiled duck egg containing an almost fully developed embryo.

Back in Australia for the holidays, I was sent on a mission to find balut. Filipino migrants must crave a taste of home from time to time, and I discovered that balut is produced in Canberra and Sydney, where there are large Filipino communities. Yet anyone I spoke to in Adelaide seemed wary about sharing their sources. One Filipina restaurant owner was ‘too shy’ to give me her supplier’s details, another bluntly denied any knowledge of its existence. Whether this was professional discretion or fear of repercussions from an unsympathetic public, I couldn’t decide, but everyone seemed remarkably tight-lipped.  Despite the secrecy, I eventually found that it is possible to buy balut in select Asian groceries and restaurants, you just have to know where to look.

Another thing I discovered is that this Filipino delicacy is popular throughout South East Asia. China Laos, Cambodia, Thailand and Vietnam all have their own version of balut, and the age of the embryo is a matter of local preference. It’s called khai luk in Thailand, máodàn in China, pong tea khon in Cambodian and hột vịt lộn in Vietnam, but most Westerners know it by its Filipino name. Balut was probably introduced to the Philippines by Chinese traders and immigrants and has since been indigenized by Filipino balut makers or mangbabalut.

Mention balut, and you will conjure up a range of facial expressions from squeamish repulsion to lip-licking relish. Recently, there has been a spate of sensationalized reality TV shows in which participants are inevitably shocked and disgusted by the concept of devouring a boiled duck embryo. Balut seems to be a  cultural hurdle most westerners are unwilling to leap.

I have never eaten balut, and I thought I never would.  I, too, could not get my head around balut, as Filipinos cannot understand why Australians love Vegemite (that black, salty, yeast extract spread that looks like axel grease disguised as chocolate paste) or would eat kangaroo. Yet, in theory, surely eating balut is not so different from eating roast duck?

One Vietnamese shop owner described how to eat balut Vietnamese style: cooked in soup seasoned with fresh herbs, salt and pepper, or eaten with a pinch of salt and pepper,  lemon juice and Vietnamese mint leaves (southern Vietnamese style).

In Cambodia, balut is eaten while still warm in the shell and served with nothing more than a simple mixture of lime juice and ground pepper. A similar preparation, with a slightly older embryo, is known in China as máodàn: literally “feathered egg”.

In the Philippines, balut is seasoned with any combination of salt, chili, garlic and vinegar. The broth around the embryo is sipped from the egg before the shell is peeled off, and then the yolk and young chick inside can be eaten in one mouthful. I have seen balut cooked adobo style in Salcedo Market, and apparently it can also be cooked into omelettes or even used as a filling in baked pastries. One of these days, I thought, I will conquer my cultural aversion and ‘give it a go!’

Today was the day, as it turned out. Returning from the beach with my family, we drove along Hanson Road, renowned for its selection of Asian groceries. A tip-off from an Australian grocer with a Vietnamese wife found us talking to Yen, the owner of a Vietnamese restaurant  five minutes down the street. Apparently we could buy  balut at the neighbouring Chinese grocery store and she would cook it for us.

Three eggs duly acquired, we sat down to wait.  Two local workmen were eating balut02lunch at the next table, one of whom initially seemed willing to be my ‘guinea pig’ and sample the balut for me. Further details, however, had him sliding surreptitiously – and speedily – out of the restaurant. 

A Cambodian/Australian family was seated at another  table. Lee agreed that balut was not unique to the Philippines, but was popular throughout SE Asia, especially in China where, she told me, laughing, there is a saying: “Anything on legs, eat it!” Lee and her three children really like balut. She warned me, however, that it is very high in protein, so people with high cholesterol levels should be careful. “I never eat more than three,” she admitted.

I told her how I had had trouble finding out where to buy balut; that some store owners were very cautious about divulging information. “They are probably worried it is illegal,” she explains, “and that you may be trying to shut down their business.” Ah-ha!

Yen, the restaurant owner, brought out the condiments to accompany a hard-boiled quail egg she wanted me to try as an hors d’oeuvre. Rolling it in salt and pepper soaked in lemon juice, I pop it into my mouth, breathing a sigh of relief that it didn’t contain an embryo.

An older Vietnamese lady sat down nearby and watched as our three eggs came to the table. I asked if she would like to share one with us. She accepted with alacrity, cracking and peeling the shell away, before dipping in eagerly with a teaspoon. We watched fixedly.

Then it was our turn. My father adamantly refused to participate, while my nine year old niece explained very quickly that she “is allergic to duck.”  Three nights before my son and I had watched queasily as Australian DJs, Hamish and Andy, vomited their way through balut in the backstreets of Manila, to cries of “Eat the beak! Eat the beak!” So I was impressed when my fifteen year old decided, with a wry grin, to accept the challenge. Determined to follow his lead, my mother and I also decide to give it a go.

Yen showed us what to do. Cracking the top of the egg with a teaspoon, she presented us with a dark, marbled, slightly murky surface, not at all like the white of your average egg. “Don’t look the first time” she advised. We passed the egg cup round the table, each of us extracting a small mouthful with a spoon. It tasted more or less the same as boiled duck, which may not be my favourite flavour, but was certainly not offensive. A second mouthful, followed by a leaf of spicy Vietnamese basil, was actually quite pleasant. While we all agreed we couldn’t eat the whole egg, it had all been a bit of an anti-climax.

I decided, then, to experiment with the third egg, as we needed to see this duckling balut03properly.  Like a science experiment, my son and I cracked open the last egg and peeled back the shell, revealing veined egg yolk wrapped around a dark, meaty shape like a fist. Unfolding this with our spoons, I suddenly found myself staring into the accusing eyeball of a tiny duck head attached to a thin neck, formed as if from clay, and smaller than I had imagined.

At the end of the day, we realized, eating this challenging snack is less about taste and more about cultural expectations and what is in your head. It was the thought of eating a partially formed duckling that made all of us a little queasy, even after we realized that it actually tasted no different to boiled duck.

I am euphoric at hurdling over the cultural barrier and finally eating balut. I feel I have earned my stripes as a temporary resident in the Philippines, but I doubt I will ever do it again. In future I will leave balut to those who find it truly irresistible!

Adapted from an article published in COOK: connecting foodies, Vol. 14, No. 5.

With thanks to Google Images for the top photo.

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